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So, I’m thinkin’, erotic-massage is wild! Makes ya feel all tingly—like starfish vibes! Once heard this story—some dude in Thailand, yeah? Paid big bucks for a “happy endin’,” but they just massaged his feet! Hella funny, right? Got me laughin’ ‘til I cried! But, real talk, it’s s’posed to chill ya out—loosen them knots. Knots like the mayor guy in “Leviathan” had—grumpy jerk! “The sea doesn’t care,” he’d say. Neither does the masseuse—just rubbin’ away!